So,
last week as I was sitting through a work meeting that somewhat vaguely involved me and consisted mostly of people reading agendas in the assumption that I cannot read, an idea of brilliance struck me like a bolt of lightning in the eyesocket:
Since I was only half-heartedly paying attention, I would write down every single thought that entered my mind at that second. now, this really has nothing to do with work as my thoughts rarely have anything to do with these meetings anyway.
At this point I would like to request that any work friends reading this maybe not mention it to anyone at work, such as, perhaps, my boss. And since I'm on vacation for a week, if you could just forget that I work there or that you know me while you read this - that would be great, thanks.
So here goes. Please do not expect any rhyme or reason:
"Drive-thru baked goods!"
"Tremendous opportunity for nepotism."
"Hooray for Hollywood and Hendershot!"
"Three TVs and one mean mofo."
"Guidelines of style and front and back breaking into 60 seconds of awesome."
"Pick one or the other or the other, but Jesus Christ, not that one!"
"Exclusive sponsorships of shows for the young and misguided."
"Hey-Ya! That group sucked."
"That's real fly in the vinegar, right there."
"Homeopathic homosapiens."
"Gray areas are so f'ing gray."
"Pedal to the hard substance underneath the general pedal area."
"Promote! Promote! Remote! Demote! OH NO MOTO! MOJO rising! Rising Sun! Blister in the sun! Breaking Blisters!"
"Charting a new course to the center of very, very, very hot sun."
"Fly like an Eagle. What about fly like a pigeon? Really, just flying would be cool. Style of flight is not so important as flight substance in the entire flying matter."
"Rock off with your socks off!"
"Failure is a very legitimate option."
