Most disgusting thing I have ever seen

I was going to post a picture of the lovely procedure I underwent today to stop my string of ingrown toenails. But I decided against it.

Let's just say if you're looking for something to test the 'ol gag reflux, type "ingrown toenail" into Google and look at all the images. oh my.

Anyway, it was something I had already seen today as Dr. Wagner (first name, and I'm not kidding is Steventon) jammed a ginormous Q-Tip into my toenail and halfway up my ankle. It's hard to go through an entire procedure trying desperately NOT to look at what's being done to your toe. Luckily, the doc had drugged my toe into the stratosphere. My toe was flying high.

It's been a rough couple weeks for the feet. Ingrown toenail, a rehash of the gout in the other foot. The plantar fas. Criminy. I'm tired of these suckers. anyone want to trade?

So, the weekend was interesting as Mr. Perry and I took in some high school football at Ohio Stadium, watching St. Thomas Aquinas of Ft. Lauderdale beat Upper Arlington so bad, they probably didn't even enjoy the ride home in Mummy and Poppy's Lexus. We had some nice seats, well, until 2Live Crew showed up to stand right in front of us. yes, son, there's certainly no reason for you to wear a shirt. Growing teenagers smell GREAT in the hot sun. And then there was a midget.

Other notes from the recent summer of non-blogging:

- Funny People should be renamed "Interminably long movie stars untalented hack, Adam Sandler"

- I hesitate to blog about work, but last weekend they decided to add two offices in our area. This required us to pack everything in our desks so they could move them three feet. It was a bit of a pain in the ass.

- mmmmm.. fall is here. I can smell the footblal.