Alright Already.

Get off my back.

Anywho, today i stumbled across this beauty.

Media execs rocked by 15-year old's blunt, blistering anaylsis

where a bunch of suits were shocked when they gave a 15-year old intern an assignment (a 15-year old intern? Jesus, kid, go play basketball) and he returned with a SCATHING analysis of modern media.

"He goes on, dissing newspapers because teens "cannot be bothered" to read physical pages when they can get the condensed version online or on the tube. As for banner ads on the Web? "Extremely annoying and pointless," Robson observes (according to the Guardian). By the same token, Robson says teenagers are "very reluctant" to pony up for tunes, preferring to stream or share them for free."

Brilliant. Here's my analysis: Teenage boys are f'ing douchebags and nothing they say or write, no matter who gives them the assignment, should be given an ounce of bleeping credibility. Somebody spank this little shit.