Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Corporetry!

White Guyz


A sea of bald spots and sportcoats
Welcome to the MarriHolidaySuitesInn!

Bob, Tom, Dick, Rick, Rich, Rob, Tim and Dave
Steve, John, Dick, Tom, Ken, Joe, Bob and Bob

Shake Shake Shake
Back pat. Nice tie. Nice tie.
Remember that time?
Oh do I!

ECONOMY!
Grumble, rumble, huff, fist shake, ha-rumph!
Democrats/Republican/Government/Other!

GOLF!
Can't wait. Me either.
I'm bad. I'm worse! No, I am! No, me!
So bad.

OBAMA!
Grumble, rumble, huff, fist shake, ha-rumph!

Industry joke. Chuckle chuckle.
Funny cause it's so so true.

PowerPoint!
Paragraphs so very long.
Bullets are the answer.

Blackberry buzzes.
So important.

Lunch!

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