Top 5 worst movies of 2009

Top 5 worst movies of 2009:

(Disclaimer: This has nothing to do with movies made in 2009. These are movies I've watched in 2009 that were not good.)

1. Armageddon
Sure, it was made in 1998, but I watched it tonight. Holy shit this movie is bad. In every imaginable way. Isn't there some kind of limit on montages in a single movie?

2. In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Ray Liotta plays an evil wizard who is not a mobster. That guy from Snatch is in it and he kicks a lot of ass. And it's almost a complete rip off of Lord of the Rings. Gee, but other than that...

3. Lucky You
Drew Barrymore and that Eric Banna guy attempt to commit career suicide while learning to play poker. Wait, can Drew Barrymore actually commit career suicide at this point?

4. Jumper
Young Darth Vader travels through time with same annoying look on face. Samuel L. Jackson wears wig. Phil sleeps.

5. Premonition
Sandra Bullock sees her hubby biting the big one, repeatedly. Over and over and over. Freaking again and again. to the point where you hope he finally just dies.


Not bad movies of 2009:

Be Kind Rewind
Mildly amusing if slightly cheesy.

Traitor
Needed another big twist at the end, but many things blow up.

Co-Ed Confidential 2: Sophmores
Cinemax rocks. Actual line "Oooh, you're getting an extra big tip for that!"